The only mouse to ever eat an anaconda: Archive

I win

Apr 7th

My Safe Foods

skinnythinobsession: Fruit (can’t think of any exceptions right now) Vegetables (except potato’s and squash) Soup (specifically Amy’s vegetable barely soup) Popsicles Cereal (only specific ones) Yogurt Almonds Soy ‘meat’ products Hummus Saltine crackers Life savers That’s all I could come up with off the top of my head.

Apr 1st

A shithead's shit will forever stink.

Apr 1st

Mar 28th

268 notes

Mar 26th

5,630 notes

Mar 26th

26 notes

Mar 25th

3 notes

Mother Dearest

Remember when I was 12 and you took my game because you thought it was R-rated? Bitch, I paid for that with my own money and beat it several victorious times before you came along and flung shit at my fan. It was the rock-star symbol, you moron!

Mar 25th

I love women.

livelifetipsy: They’re so sensual, so beautiful. I need a girlfriend.

Mar 25th

27 notes

Mar 25th

1,252 notes

Mar 25th

29,698 notes

Mar 25th

1,782 notes

So I say goodbye to a town that has ears and eyes I can hear you whispering as I walk by

Mar 24th

Mar 21st

3,945 notes

Mar 19th

437 notes

The best day of my life

With the rising sun comes the brighter side of this girl. Something to prove, Someone to say sorry to. I’m shedding skin, join or not… It’s a shoe shine for my soul

Mar 19th

Mar 18th

4,154 notes

Mar 18th

Mar 14th

Mar 12th

Mar 11th

3,394 notes

Mar 11th

17,376 notes

Mar 10th

112,092 notes

Mar 10th

1 note

Mar 10th

I rode my bike to see a boy, & he let the past soak my present with unwanted reminders, while the rain beat me senseless as I foolishly pedaled away. I will never care again.

Mar 10th

Holding comfort food’s hand

Mar 10th

Mar 9th

Mar 8th

111 notes

Mar 8th

3,606 notes

Mar 8th

497 notes

Mar 8th

When his father died, I had never wished harder for anything as I sat with the phone to my ear, pacing with rage, aching for my father to take his place. I wished my father dead & I’ll only regret I hadn’t thought it soon enough.

Mar 8th